
From the desk of God
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EVERYWHERE
October 10, 2002
Dear Office of Admissions:
I am very pleased to have this opportunity to recommend William Smith as an applicant for admission to your fine
institution. I've known Billy since he was a zygote, and more important, I know what he is going to become. He's
going to be big, very big! We're talking world leader here. And he'll be an inventor, an author, an artist… just
a giant among men. Almost like a second son to me.
He's going to make a difference. Think Churchill, Galileo, Caesar, and Moses. Knew them all, and Billy will surpass them.
I will be following your acceptance process with great interest, but of course we both know the outcome.
Yours truly,
God
The Lord